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Alot has been on my mind lately
...what with all the crap going on.

So........even though I've got problems of my own to handle, people still come and tell me they're issues. Not that I mind, but how can I worry about myself when I'm so busy making sure you and your boyfriend haven't broken up, you haven't dropped out of school yet, and you're mom hasn't slapped you for dropping a sponge on the carpet?

I ♥ everyone of my friends, so I don't really mind them telling me... I'm not the only one with problems and you gotta tell SOMEBODY.

This is the first entry in a WHILE that is not in....uhm.... MPPW formatting so.........everyone should understand it! No translation problems or anything. So sit back, relax, and grab a cookie as you read:

100 Gauche and Debonair Issues from all

Nothing but a mere compilation of complaints heard in my lifetime. Whether they be fictional, real, or downright outrageous. Re-worded and paraphrased, some of these may look familiar to you. Don't fret, yo' business ain't all over the net. More people than you'd think have the same problem you do. I'm just the type of person people come to when they need someone to talk to and since I've got my own problems, it's easier to deal with it all when I can freely write it down. If there's something up here that offends you, I'm sorry. =]


*your boyfriend's in Baghdad
*your ex-boyfriend's in Iraq
*you got moved to varsity
*you got moved to JV
*the guy you like is out of your league
*the guy you like thinks you're a stalker
*you tend to say the wrong things at the wrong moment
*the guy you like doesn't like you back because you're a freshman
*you got kicked out of swimming
*your teacher is making you a 70 word crossword without a word bank
*you like you ex-boyfriend
*you're dropping out of high school
*you're on drugs
*you slit your wrists
*you're a vegetarian and your fellow employees tried to make you eat a Coney
*you accidentally ditched you best friend while you were at little Caesar's
*you just broke up with your boyfriend
*you just got together with your boyfriend
*the guy you like lives in a different state
*you like the person who barely notices you
*you're promiscuous and in denial about it
*the person you like moved
*you moved
*you got kicked out of your house
*you can't pay your rent
*the person closest to you goes to Copperas Cove High School
*you got kicked out of tennis for "not trying hard enough"
*your best friend's girlfriend's a slut
*your best friend likes you
*your best friend likes you and you like him back
*your best friend likes you and you don't like him back
*you secretly hate someone very close to you
*you like someone too young for you
*you like someone too old for you
*you have no real friends
*you're not in the top choir anymore
*your choir director hates you
*spoken of choir director is an adulterer
*you are teased in school because what you look like
*you are teased in school because what you act like
*you like they person you could've sworn you hated
*you like your best friend's cousin
*you like your cousin
*your two closest friends hate you now
*everyone thinks you're a hoe
*you're called emo/goth on a daily basis
*your dad slit your throat when you were 3
*you think your best friend's a insensitive, twisted prat
*you have a crap personality and crap looks so you think treating others like crap will make you feel better
*the person you like is a arrogant, selfish wrench
*you live in Alaska
*you're so naive you haven't realized no one likes you
*you go out of your way to avoid your ex
*everyone seems to hate you because you speak your mind
*you want to die
*you like someone who likes someone else and even though those two went out and already broke up, you still wont talk to either because you're furious over the fact that they dated in the first place
*you got moved down on your best friend's top friends
*you have to be in bed by 8PM because you got caught jumping your own fence
*you are completely dedicated to the girl that's gonna kick your ass if you try to talk to her boyfriend again
*you wanna be a vegetarian, but ham is just so damn good!
*some girl is stalking you because she likes your best friend
*you keep cheating on your ex and now you wanna have a real relationship but he's already gone off with the girl you can't stand
*the creepy mixed Asian guy in your SAT classes thinks you're hot and calls you "confectionery"
*your boyfriend cheated on you on the only day for yourself
*you've never had a significant other in your entire life
*every guy you like cant STAND you
*you spoil the person you like to try to get them to like you back
*everything that you say is a lie
*you get punished severely for not making the rice
*your best friend moved and he wont come and visit you
*you and your ex still want to be together, but they're so far away
*someone you've met on myspace is closer to you than your best friend
*your boyfriend recently lost his memory
*the person you like won't date you because of your nationality
*you're so obsessed with video games/anime that your girlfriend broke up with you
*you compare every guy you meet to Edward Cullen
*you compare every girl you meet to Bella Swan
*you pierced your eyebrow with a safety pin and now your mom wont talk to you
*all your friends go to a different school
*you're bi and everyone knows it (but they don't think it's true)
*you're gay and nobody knows it (but they think it's true)
*you and your sister go to the same school and you're called by each other's name
*you are a slave to the girl in charge of hotels
*you are a slave-driver to the boy that is called "beaner" from time to time
*your boyfriend is a security guard at a Californian prison
*everyone you hate hangs out with everyone you love
*the guy you like is oblivious in everyway possible
*you live in Vermont but you're near the guy you like so what the hey!
*you've just recently watched your older sibling get literally kicked out of the house
*everybody you like is either taken, or not interested in your gender
*you think you've hardcore because you made up a gang
*the girl you like is about to get married and it's tearing your heart and soul apart every second you breathe and every moment you are able to intake the scent of her shampoo
*the guy you used to like likes you back, the guy you like likes your worst enemy, and the guy you're starting to like is gay but that doesn't matter because he's dating your brother
*you like the guy who works at hot topic but every time you see him all he ever says to you is "excuse me"
*you're the son of this really evil guy who killed everyone and betrayed his country but you're hot so all that doesn't matter when you save the day
*you talk weird and all they guys you like seem to either be foreign, in new Zealand or running about madly saying phrases like "cosmic horn" and calling you "sex kitty"
*you just saved the girl you like but everyone thinks you and your best friend are gay along with your other self because HE made some guy feel like "he had heart"
*your dad killed your pet terrier
*your teacher killed your principal to save your rival's life
*you're in love with a vampire who just got back from Italy where he was trying to kill himself and now that he realizes that you can't live without each other it's too late because people are coming to kill you unless you turn into a vampire yourself

*any trouble in paradise?

=]

Today I went to go see the infamous Stephenie Meyer, authoress of Twilight and New Moon!!! I left my freakin' cell phone in Jazzy's car!!!

*shakes fist at self*

So we got there late....DANGIT!!! And we got out of that vehicle and RAN. RAAAAAAAN like there was no tomorrow!!! And then we got inside the capitol and got lost!!! When we read where Stephenie Meyer was gonna be it said "Ground Floor" so we enter the building and are like…… "Where?" Because the first floor and the ground floor are apparently not the same thing! >< So we're running around looking for the Auditorium and we see this girl holding a Twilight and a New Moon and she's wearing the official Edward Cullen Fan Club shirt that says "Bite Me". So we follow them around, only to find out, THEY didn't know where they were going either!!! >=O So we're running around and then we find out you have to go through 2 secret staircases in order to get to the ground floor…. >> What the hey!

So we walk in nonchalantly, of course Wormtail makes a scene. And we're just kinda standing around listening to the author sitting RIGHT NEXT TO STEPHENIE MEYER and we do our "Let's Go Down to the Disco" dance and then hurry to some empty seats. Stephenie saw my shirt of course because it had JACOB BLACK in huge letters on the back and she started SMILING at me!!! *squeal* So we sat there, and listened to her and the other Authoresses talk and read their books and even though we went for Stephenie, the lady with the book about Kiki Strike and "Every good girl needs a bad boy" were pretty good books too! =3

So then it came to Q & A. And these FOOLS all asked questions that would've been answered by just READING Stephenie Meyer's freakin website!!! FAQ people! It's there for a reason! So anyways, some guy tried to get all krunk-ified with Stephenie and was talking about the Volturri being some sort of religion and when he asked the question he said "Volterra" and Stephenie said in a cool, almost matter-of-fact way, "Volturri…."…. the M*Team laughed. Well, maybe I just laughed…But the lesson was, he got told.

I just shook my head, I mean… I could've answered those questions FOR Stephenie!!! I mean, JEEZ. So yeah. It was really sad though…. All the questions were either for Stephenie or all of the authors in general…. Anyways, the conference thing is over and we're kinda just standing around and all of a sudden my youngest sister Moony shouts, "It's ALPHIE!!!" and we all snap our necks in succession as we look to see someone in a hot pink Twilight Lexicon shirt… It really is Alphie! We got to talk to her and she LOVED our shirts, especially Moony's since it referred to an outtake. She took our picture and she's gonna put it on the Lexicon. If you want to go look for us, go to [link]

So mmhhmmm. We follow Miss Tanya(the author of EGGNABB) out to the signing tent thing and of course, Stephenie is ALREADY there! We're standing in line and EVERYONE wants to take our picture! It was so much fun! The people standing behind us, random passerbyers, and some guy I think that liked me…all of them wanted pictures! And so, we're standing in line and we FINALLY get to the front. WOAH-MUH-GAWD. She's soooo pretty in person!!! I wanted to HUG HER!!! But I refrained! And we even got to talk to her! She was like, "Oh! I noticed you guys when you came in! Who was the one with the werewolf on their shirt?" Of course I had a complete spaz-attack and shoved the M*Team members out of the way so Stephenie could see me. She smiled and laughed, and we felt as though we were in a movie, where aspiring teenage girls meet their idol…. Quite thrilling. SO after chatting with Mrs. Wonderful, we leave((*tear*)) and as we're walking back to the van we see a hot pink shirt sitting in a van. "ALPHIE!!!!!" She looked startled, as though we weren't supposed to see her more than the twice we already have. "You're stalking me!" she shouted and I laughed. Oh, how I laughed. Alphie and Stephenie Meyer, they don't even know the beginning of it.

Tee heeeeee.
*Chip is my boyfriend's Friend*

So, yesterday was totally that guy's birthday annnd. He had fun being drunk. I mean, Mario((the bf)) called me drunk.
I LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE!

Mmhmm... I was just saying.. I didn't even update my journal on my OWN birthday....Dude! That's pretty kewl. He must be important. What park am I going to? I have no clue!!! OMG.
We have to celebrate Chip's birthday(even though they celebrated it yesterday). Annnnd what if I can't go? Mario and Chip will be sad.... I must do something....

In my depression, I think I'll start posting pictures again.

GROUPS-

Of the Sailor Moon Manga (Original, R, S, SuperS, Stars), the Sailor Moon Anime (Classic, Romance/Return, S, SuperS, Sailor Stars**), the Sailor Moon Live Action (Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon) and the Sailor Moon Musicals (Sera Myu), there are 68 total Sailor Senshi named, shown or referred to. Not including Sailor Demios and Sailor Phobos, who are not introduced as Senshi, there are 66. Not including other forms of the same senshi (i.e. Sailor Moon and Eternal Sailor Moon) there are only 45 (without Demios and Phobos 43). If Im missing someone then they are most likely only from the Musicals, and since I havent seen all of them, its not my fault Im unaware of their existence. If you have someone of this sort in mind, just tell me.



*Sailor Moon, Sailor Mercury, Sailor Mars, Sailor Jupiter, Sailor Venus, and Sailor Luna are the only Senshi in the Sailor Moon Live Action (Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon) not including Princess Sailor Moon, Sailor V and Dark Sailor Mercury.



**In the Ail/Alan and En/Ann Arc of the anime, no new Sailor Senshi are introduced or mentioned.



Sailor Moon
Super Sailor Moon
Princess Sailor Moon (Live Action Only)
Eternal Sailor Moon
Sailor Chibi Moon
Super Sailor Chibi Moon
Sailor Star Chibi Moon (Manga Only)
Sailor Luna (Live Action Only)
Sailor Mercury
Dark Sailor Mercury (Live Action Only)
Super Sailor Mercury
Sailor Star Mercury (Manga Only)
Sailor Mars
Super Sailor Mars
Sailor Star Mars (Manga Only)
Sailor Jupiter
Super Sailor Jupiter
Sailor Star Jupiter (Manga Only)
Sailor V
Sailor Venus
Super Sailor Venus
Sailor Star Venus (Manga Only)
Sailor Uranus
Super Sailor Uranus
Sailor Star Uranus (Manga Only)
Sailor Neptune
Super Sailor Neptune
Sailor Star Neptune (Manga Only)
Sailor Pluto
Super Sailor Pluto
Sailor Star Pluto (Manga Only)
Sailor Saturn
Super Sailor Saturn
Sailor Star Saturn (Manga Only)
Sailor Star Fighter
Sailor Star Healer
Sailor Star Maker
Sailor Kinmoku (Manga Only)
Sailor Chibi-Chibi Moon
Sailor Cosmos
Sailor Galaxia
Sailor Buttress? (Manga Only)
Sailor Chaos (Manga Only)
Sailor Ves (Manga and Musical Only)
Sailor Pallas (Manga and Musical Only)
Sailor Junos (Manga and Musical Only)
Sailor Ceres (Manga and Musical Only)
Sailor Demios (Manga Only, Wasnt Introduced as a Senshi)
Sailor Phobos (Manga Only, Wasnt Introduced as a Senshi)
Sailor Gucci (Manga Only)
Sailor Chanel (Manga Only)
Sailor Lethe (Manga Only)
Sailor Mnemosyne (Manga Only)
Sailor Chi (Manga Only)
Sailor Phi (Manga Only)
Sailor Theta (Manga and Musical Only)
Sailor Iron Mouse
Sailor Lead Crow
Sailor Aluminum Siren
Sailor Tin Nyanko
Sailor Heavy Metal Papillion (Manga and Musical Only)
Sailor Pewter Fox (Musical Only)
Sailor Stone Kerokko/Croco (Musical Only)
Parallel Sailor Moon (Manga Reference)
Parallel Sailor Mercury (Manga Reference)
Parallel Sailor Mars (Manga Reference)
Parallel Sailor Jupiter (Manga Reference)
Parallel Sailor Venus (Manga Reference)

Yeah, and you can call me a loser, but Im a loser that can and will kick your ass if need be.... >> so watch what you say about BSSM. You might just get shot because I'm from the hood and you dont know me like that....

And THUS! I am OFFICIALLY a part of !!! THE BEST BOOK EVAH! Well, other than Harry Potter and the Confessions of Georgia Nicholson books..... buts it up there... muaha!

And also !!! Because I love Gaz and Mandy!! And Olga is pretty cool too!

And not to forget Becuz I represent the Nobodies up in this SHIZNAITE!

This is going to make you so MAD! There are three words in the English language that end in "gry". ONE is angry and the other is hungry. EveryONE knows what the third ONE means and what it stands for. EveryONE uses them everyday, and if you listened very carefully, I've given you the third word. What is it? _______gry?