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Alot has been on my mind lately
...what with all the crap going on.

So........even though I've got problems of my own to handle, people still come and tell me they're issues. Not that I mind, but how can I worry about myself when I'm so busy making sure you and your boyfriend haven't broken up, you haven't dropped out of school yet, and you're mom hasn't slapped you for dropping a sponge on the carpet?

I ♥ everyone of my friends, so I don't really mind them telling me... I'm not the only one with problems and you gotta tell SOMEBODY.

This is the first entry in a WHILE that is not in....uhm.... MPPW formatting so.........everyone should understand it! No translation problems or anything. So sit back, relax, and grab a cookie as you read:

100 Gauche and Debonair Issues from all

Nothing but a mere compilation of complaints heard in my lifetime. Whether they be fictional, real, or downright outrageous. Re-worded and paraphrased, some of these may look familiar to you. Don't fret, yo' business ain't all over the net. More people than you'd think have the same problem you do. I'm just the type of person people come to when they need someone to talk to and since I've got my own problems, it's easier to deal with it all when I can freely write it down. If there's something up here that offends you, I'm sorry. =]


*your boyfriend's in Baghdad
*your ex-boyfriend's in Iraq
*you got moved to varsity
*you got moved to JV
*the guy you like is out of your league
*the guy you like thinks you're a stalker
*you tend to say the wrong things at the wrong moment
*the guy you like doesn't like you back because you're a freshman
*you got kicked out of swimming
*your teacher is making you a 70 word crossword without a word bank
*you like you ex-boyfriend
*you're dropping out of high school
*you're on drugs
*you slit your wrists
*you're a vegetarian and your fellow employees tried to make you eat a Coney
*you accidentally ditched you best friend while you were at little Caesar's
*you just broke up with your boyfriend
*you just got together with your boyfriend
*the guy you like lives in a different state
*you like the person who barely notices you
*you're promiscuous and in denial about it
*the person you like moved
*you moved
*you got kicked out of your house
*you can't pay your rent
*the person closest to you goes to Copperas Cove High School
*you got kicked out of tennis for "not trying hard enough"
*your best friend's girlfriend's a slut
*your best friend likes you
*your best friend likes you and you like him back
*your best friend likes you and you don't like him back
*you secretly hate someone very close to you
*you like someone too young for you
*you like someone too old for you
*you have no real friends
*you're not in the top choir anymore
*your choir director hates you
*spoken of choir director is an adulterer
*you are teased in school because what you look like
*you are teased in school because what you act like
*you like they person you could've sworn you hated
*you like your best friend's cousin
*you like your cousin
*your two closest friends hate you now
*everyone thinks you're a hoe
*you're called emo/goth on a daily basis
*your dad slit your throat when you were 3
*you think your best friend's a insensitive, twisted prat
*you have a crap personality and crap looks so you think treating others like crap will make you feel better
*the person you like is a arrogant, selfish wrench
*you live in Alaska
*you're so naive you haven't realized no one likes you
*you go out of your way to avoid your ex
*everyone seems to hate you because you speak your mind
*you want to die
*you like someone who likes someone else and even though those two went out and already broke up, you still wont talk to either because you're furious over the fact that they dated in the first place
*you got moved down on your best friend's top friends
*you have to be in bed by 8PM because you got caught jumping your own fence
*you are completely dedicated to the girl that's gonna kick your ass if you try to talk to her boyfriend again
*you wanna be a vegetarian, but ham is just so damn good!
*some girl is stalking you because she likes your best friend
*you keep cheating on your ex and now you wanna have a real relationship but he's already gone off with the girl you can't stand
*the creepy mixed Asian guy in your SAT classes thinks you're hot and calls you "confectionery"
*your boyfriend cheated on you on the only day for yourself
*you've never had a significant other in your entire life
*every guy you like cant STAND you
*you spoil the person you like to try to get them to like you back
*everything that you say is a lie
*you get punished severely for not making the rice
*your best friend moved and he wont come and visit you
*you and your ex still want to be together, but they're so far away
*someone you've met on myspace is closer to you than your best friend
*your boyfriend recently lost his memory
*the person you like won't date you because of your nationality
*you're so obsessed with video games/anime that your girlfriend broke up with you
*you compare every guy you meet to Edward Cullen
*you compare every girl you meet to Bella Swan
*you pierced your eyebrow with a safety pin and now your mom wont talk to you
*all your friends go to a different school
*you're bi and everyone knows it (but they don't think it's true)
*you're gay and nobody knows it (but they think it's true)
*you and your sister go to the same school and you're called by each other's name
*you are a slave to the girl in charge of hotels
*you are a slave-driver to the boy that is called "beaner" from time to time
*your boyfriend is a security guard at a Californian prison
*everyone you hate hangs out with everyone you love
*the guy you like is oblivious in everyway possible
*you live in Vermont but you're near the guy you like so what the hey!
*you've just recently watched your older sibling get literally kicked out of the house
*everybody you like is either taken, or not interested in your gender
*you think you've hardcore because you made up a gang
*the girl you like is about to get married and it's tearing your heart and soul apart every second you breathe and every moment you are able to intake the scent of her shampoo
*the guy you used to like likes you back, the guy you like likes your worst enemy, and the guy you're starting to like is gay but that doesn't matter because he's dating your brother
*you like the guy who works at hot topic but every time you see him all he ever says to you is "excuse me"
*you're the son of this really evil guy who killed everyone and betrayed his country but you're hot so all that doesn't matter when you save the day
*you talk weird and all they guys you like seem to either be foreign, in new Zealand or running about madly saying phrases like "cosmic horn" and calling you "sex kitty"
*you just saved the girl you like but everyone thinks you and your best friend are gay along with your other self because HE made some guy feel like "he had heart"
*your dad killed your pet terrier
*your teacher killed your principal to save your rival's life
*you're in love with a vampire who just got back from Italy where he was trying to kill himself and now that he realizes that you can't live without each other it's too late because people are coming to kill you unless you turn into a vampire yourself

*any trouble in paradise?