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Today I went to go see the infamous Stephenie Meyer, authoress of Twilight and New Moon!!! I left my freakin' cell phone in Jazzy's car!!!

*shakes fist at self*

So we got there late....DANGIT!!! And we got out of that vehicle and RAN. RAAAAAAAN like there was no tomorrow!!! And then we got inside the capitol and got lost!!! When we read where Stephenie Meyer was gonna be it said "Ground Floor" so we enter the building and are like…… "Where?" Because the first floor and the ground floor are apparently not the same thing! >< So we're running around looking for the Auditorium and we see this girl holding a Twilight and a New Moon and she's wearing the official Edward Cullen Fan Club shirt that says "Bite Me". So we follow them around, only to find out, THEY didn't know where they were going either!!! >=O So we're running around and then we find out you have to go through 2 secret staircases in order to get to the ground floor…. >> What the hey!

So we walk in nonchalantly, of course Wormtail makes a scene. And we're just kinda standing around listening to the author sitting RIGHT NEXT TO STEPHENIE MEYER and we do our "Let's Go Down to the Disco" dance and then hurry to some empty seats. Stephenie saw my shirt of course because it had JACOB BLACK in huge letters on the back and she started SMILING at me!!! *squeal* So we sat there, and listened to her and the other Authoresses talk and read their books and even though we went for Stephenie, the lady with the book about Kiki Strike and "Every good girl needs a bad boy" were pretty good books too! =3

So then it came to Q & A. And these FOOLS all asked questions that would've been answered by just READING Stephenie Meyer's freakin website!!! FAQ people! It's there for a reason! So anyways, some guy tried to get all krunk-ified with Stephenie and was talking about the Volturri being some sort of religion and when he asked the question he said "Volterra" and Stephenie said in a cool, almost matter-of-fact way, "Volturri…."…. the M*Team laughed. Well, maybe I just laughed…But the lesson was, he got told.

I just shook my head, I mean… I could've answered those questions FOR Stephenie!!! I mean, JEEZ. So yeah. It was really sad though…. All the questions were either for Stephenie or all of the authors in general…. Anyways, the conference thing is over and we're kinda just standing around and all of a sudden my youngest sister Moony shouts, "It's ALPHIE!!!" and we all snap our necks in succession as we look to see someone in a hot pink Twilight Lexicon shirt… It really is Alphie! We got to talk to her and she LOVED our shirts, especially Moony's since it referred to an outtake. She took our picture and she's gonna put it on the Lexicon. If you want to go look for us, go to [link]

So mmhhmmm. We follow Miss Tanya(the author of EGGNABB) out to the signing tent thing and of course, Stephenie is ALREADY there! We're standing in line and EVERYONE wants to take our picture! It was so much fun! The people standing behind us, random passerbyers, and some guy I think that liked me…all of them wanted pictures! And so, we're standing in line and we FINALLY get to the front. WOAH-MUH-GAWD. She's soooo pretty in person!!! I wanted to HUG HER!!! But I refrained! And we even got to talk to her! She was like, "Oh! I noticed you guys when you came in! Who was the one with the werewolf on their shirt?" Of course I had a complete spaz-attack and shoved the M*Team members out of the way so Stephenie could see me. She smiled and laughed, and we felt as though we were in a movie, where aspiring teenage girls meet their idol…. Quite thrilling. SO after chatting with Mrs. Wonderful, we leave((*tear*)) and as we're walking back to the van we see a hot pink shirt sitting in a van. "ALPHIE!!!!!" She looked startled, as though we weren't supposed to see her more than the twice we already have. "You're stalking me!" she shouted and I laughed. Oh, how I laughed. Alphie and Stephenie Meyer, they don't even know the beginning of it.